- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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