- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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