- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

chinga tue madre Ryan

This is funny.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

did you stub your toe?

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."