- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Abortion.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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