How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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this is stupid .... yep

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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