What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Cows are land manatees.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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tom pauling

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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