what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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