Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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