Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What is the difference?

Why did the man die? He was old.

Anthony sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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