Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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just in time?

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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a. why? b. because

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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