Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

PIED NINNY!

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Anti-jokes are funny.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

I'd like to make a withdraw

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Obama walks into a hospital....

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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