How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Tilt your screen back

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Stealth baseballs record

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Barack Obama

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A women in the kitchen.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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