- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

V I T A M I N C !

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

hard cheese

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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