- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Weed.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

guest what i love pancakes

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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