- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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