- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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