What's a joke? Funny

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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My Butthole.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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