- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Knock Knock, Ow my face

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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