- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A Sloth runs...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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