- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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