What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Vagina Boob

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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