What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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