- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

a pornstar comes early to a party

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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