- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

I like your hair

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

whos district champs not JM

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

I forgot what i was gonna say

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.