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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Im gay What about you

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Roses are flowers.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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