Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Ebola

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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