- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

This statement is false.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Obama walks into a hospital....

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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