Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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