- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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