- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did? Yes

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

say it ten times fast: oh

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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