- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

i killed my family

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Two planes walk into an office building

AIDS

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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