how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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