- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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