- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

I wrote a funny joke.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A mormon walks into a bar.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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