- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Not a joke.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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