- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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