- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Two planes walk into an office building

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A seal walks into a club.

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