- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why? Why not?

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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