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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Chuck Norris is dead......

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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