What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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