- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Faithful men.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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