Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Canadians

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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