a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Nah

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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