My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Your life

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I was watching Fox news.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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