What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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