- Anti Joke

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What does greg and Ian have in common?