whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

I was watching Fox news.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Long joke Your such a downey

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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