- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

woman's lacrosse

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

a seal walks into a club.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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