- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

An Asian man fails a math test

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

woman's lacrosse

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

a seal walks into a club.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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