Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Jovan

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What did Washington say to California? WC

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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