why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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