Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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VITAMIN C!

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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