friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

i found waldo.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

whats chinese noodles

YEAH THEY DO!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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