A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Your text.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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