Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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