- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

My dad

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

what do fish smoke? sea weed

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

im saul and i love cock

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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