- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

yolo your orange looks orange

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

hi dave

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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