How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Vagina Boob

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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