- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

1+1=2

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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