Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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