- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

I like your hair

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Dyslexia ruels!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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