- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Women's Rights Movement

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what do gay people eat?? food

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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