- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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