- Anti Joke

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.