Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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