- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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