How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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