- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

drew edminstin is a rat

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what do you call a black guy african american

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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