Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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CHORGLUND

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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