- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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