Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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so how about that irline food

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Barbara Streisand

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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8--------------------- penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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A man was shot. He died.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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