What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Joke

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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A Sloth runs...

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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WNBA

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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