- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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