- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

My Butthole.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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