There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Do you play piano? No

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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